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Tim Cook likes dongles - Good bye holes - Good bye headphone jack Tim Cook sucks. I like to put my jack in the opening, and rock and roll. Is the iPhone gay only? Is there any straight executive left at Apple or the gay mafia has eradicated all pussy lovers?

What else are you going to remove on that phone? surely not the selfie cam I bet.

Seriously I didn't get over the Red IPhone 7. It's an ugly red. I wish you had partnered with Ferrari Apple, since you gave up on making an Apple Car. I guess that removing the exhaust pipe probably was a killer. But eh, no holes allowed on Apple Products no more.

Apple executives are afraid that primal instinct will resurrect in their boy friends? Headphone jacks and exhaust pipes should be eradicated for waterproof enclosures. No openings left but the poop hole.

I already know what the iPhone 7S and iPhone 8 will look like. A big dump sold as whipped cream.
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