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RIP iPhone Rest in peace iPhone, we miss you Steve Jobs. I miss you. You were an asshole supposedly. Well I am too, perhaps you were misunderstood by your employees. Perhaps you realized all these monkeys had no brains. I actually met you once, and I thought you were on drugs...you were so sharp...whatever you did, if anything, that wasn't weed.


Now the weed is going to come out of the compost...of the rotten Apple which killed the iPhone.

You will be survived by Android phones.


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